Over
the past 2 years, I have dedicated plenty hours in the gym – with the absolute course of age and
gravity deliberately taking it’s toll, I am on a mission to keep fit
and attempt to have my 18 year old body back (a girl can wish right!). With
these endless hours in the gym, you begin to notice trends, habits and odd occurrences
with the regulars aka, the gym junkies. So in an attempt to perhaps vent a
little, here’s a few tid bits I’d like to share – in the lightest and least judgmental way possible.
Shamelessly, I may have fallen into one or two of these. But hey, we live and
learn right.
* Drinking
WATER out of a PROTEIN SHAKER does not make you look cool. In fact, you look a
little like a protein-workout wannabe and we think that you perhaps haven’t cleaned your dishes in days so it’s
a last resort.
* Wearing
false eyelashes whilst working out not only makes you look silly, but I’m sure
is dam uncomfortable. We all know sweat | moisture | eye lash glue are
not a good mix – attention all staff, we have lost an eyelash on treadmill #4.
Unless you are attending your prom after your workout, please leave the
falsies at home.
* Holding
onto the handles on the treadmill, is not only dangerous but you look ridiculous, that's the only way to really put it. And I think
you’re deceiving the point a little.
* Looking
at yourself and your pecks endlessly in the mirror will not make them any bigger – I hate to brake the
news to you.
* Taking
a selfie at the gym and posting it on Facebook does not count as a workout. It
just means that you were there for an hour, editing your pictures and looking at
your phone while “stretching” on the mat.
* Please
leave the kids at home. It’s awkward for everyone and they just hog the machines
and make us angry, even when we do just smile at you when you sheepishly walk by.
Happy workout all!
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